Taylor Swift's 'The Tortured Poets Department': A 100% honest and also very safe review
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Hello, my name is REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS and I’m honored to share with you my 100% honest review of pop icon Taylor Swift’s latest album, “The Tortured Poets Department.”
Before I get to the review, I’d like to address rumors that critics like myself are afraid to be critical of (Queen) Swift’s amazing music. These scurrilous allegations suggest we’re afraid negative reviews will prompt Swift’s devoted (and wonderful) fans to come after us online and say mean things over and over again until we collapse into puddles of rightfully taunted critic goo.
That’s preposterous, as there have already been some (extremely dumb) less-than-stellar reviews of Swift’s new album by people who have mysteriously disappeared from public view. Also, many in the media no longer have time for critical reviews of Taylor Swift because they’ve moved on to writing about whether people are getting tired of reading so much about Taylor Swift.
As an established critic for PUBLICATION NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS, I don’t think music reviews are of any real importance to the world. Who cares what some random writer like me thinks about music? If you like an album, listen to it; if you don’t, don’t listen to it. I should not factor into that decision.
As an established critic for PUBLICATION NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS, I don’t think music reviews are of any real importance to the world. Who cares what some random writer like me thinks about music? If you like an album, listen to it; if you don’t, don’t listen to it. I should not factor into that decision.
As an established critic for PUBLICATION NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS, I don’t think music reviews are of any real importance to the world. Who cares what some random writer like me thinks about music? If you like an album, listen to it; if you don’t, don’t listen to it. I should not factor into that decision.
As an established critic for PUBLICATION NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS, I don’t think music reviews are of any real importance to the world. Who cares what some random writer like me thinks about music? If you like an album, listen to it; if you don’t, don’t listen to it. I should not factor into that decision.
As an established critic for PUBLICATION NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS, I don’t think music reviews are of any real importance to the world. Who cares what some random writer like me thinks about music? If you like an album, listen to it; if you don’t, don’t listen to it. I should not factor into that decision.
As an established critic for PUBLICATION NAME REDACTED FOR SAFETY REASONS, I don’t think music reviews are of any real importance to the world. Who cares what some random writer like me thinks about music? If you like an album, listen to it; if you don’t, don’t listen to it. I should not factor into that decision.
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